im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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