love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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