What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
