she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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