after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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