please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
No subtext here. People are naked.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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