Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
