sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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