You're so nebulous sometimes
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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