just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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