She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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