Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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