so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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