The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
