dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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