Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dick very happy bro
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
