I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
MIDGETS
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
A+ Viking dick
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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