I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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