I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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