please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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