I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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