I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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