But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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