How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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