Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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