The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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