I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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