no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
