I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I want to fling myself into the sun
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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