what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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