I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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