The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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