Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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