Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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