Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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