fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
3pm strippers are depressing
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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