i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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