Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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