physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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