their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Randomize