I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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