Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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