i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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