Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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