Already got asked if we're dating
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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