i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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