But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Only a mothe r could love this liver
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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