I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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