I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
