I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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