If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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