remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
only if we run a train.
done.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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