Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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