yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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