Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Dick very happy bro
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
