I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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