I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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