I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I will be naked everywhere
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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