Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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